Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
Hey guys, remember that ridiculously long list I read of the various mass animal kills around the world on this past week’s show? Well here is a non-so-small addendum.
In an almost Lovecraftian display of the macabre, over a thousand dead octopuses (octopi?) have washed up on a beach in northern Portugal. No word yet as to the nature of the octo-death, but authorities have warned locals not to…eat them.
